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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless,

tasteless,and kills uncounted thousands of

people every year.

Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation

of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not

end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes 

severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can

include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly

a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte 

imbalance. For those who have become dependent,

DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

1. is also know as hydric acid, and is the 

major component  of acid rain
2. contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
3. may cause severe burns
4. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape
5. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
6. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness

of automobile brakes
7. has been found in excised tumors of terminal 

cancer patients

CONTAMINATION IS REACHING EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found

in almost every stream,lake and reservoir in America

today. But the pollution is global, and the
contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. 

DHMO has caused millions of dollars in property damage 

in the Midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

- as an industrial solvent and coolant
- in nuclear power plants
- in the production of styrofoam
- as a fire retardant
- in many forms of cruel animal research
- in the distribution of pesticides; even after washing,

produce remains contaminated by this chemical
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and 

nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is

still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we 

cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production

and distribution chemical due to its "importance to the

economic health of this nation". In fact, the navy and other

military organizations are onducting experiments with DHMO,

and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and

utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of
military research facilities receive tons of it through

a highly sophisticated underground distribution network.

 Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination!